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Topic: Yellow Light.......
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: Yellow Light.......
Date Posted: August/02/2017 at 11:53am
The light turned yellow, just in front of a Fella.  He did the right
thing & stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the
red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman behind him was furious, as she slammed on her
brakes, & honked her horn, screaming in frustration, having missed her
chance to get through the intersection.

While still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window & looked up
into the face of a very serious Police Officer.

The Officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
Hand-cuffing her, the Officer then drove her to the police station
where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed & placed in a
"holding cell."

After a couple of hours, another Policeman approached her cell &
opened the door.

She was escorted back to the booking desk where the Arresting Officer
was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of
you the finger & cursing at him.
I noticed the "What Would Jesus Do"
bumper sticker, the "Choose Life" licence plate holder, the "Follow Me
to Sunday-School" bumper sticker, & the chrome-plated "Christian Fish"
emblem on the trunk, so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car!

PRICELESS



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De
Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES
PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A.

As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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Replies:
Posted By: Sec'yBob
Date Posted: August/02/2017 at 2:05pm
AMEN brother & sister!!!

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Raised 2001
PM Crestwood-Anchor #443
PM Meramec #313
DDGM Dist. 24
Lodge Education Officer
Missouri Lodge of Research
O.E.S. Chapter 129


Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: August/02/2017 at 5:45pm
... Thumbs Up  ... Hug

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"Until you realize that your viewpoint is incomplete and that's '_' viewpoint is complete, only then can you become teachable in the Mysteries of '_'."





Thomasville 369


Posted By: log cabin Bill
Date Posted: August/03/2017 at 7:52am
That's a good one.  Thanks for sharing it with us.

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North Hills Lodge, #716,PM
Allegheny RAM,#217,PHP
Allegheny Council,#38,PTIM
Allegheny Commandery #35
Knight Masons,Gateway To The West Council #5
AASR,Valley of Pgh.
Syria Shrine
Islam Grotto


Posted By: Adept?
Date Posted: August/11/2017 at 12:42am
Oh, I get it... Because christians are supposed to be "better" people right? HA HA HA! That IS funny!

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"It is humanity that creates god, and men think that god has made them in his image, because they make him in theirs."



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