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The Preacher's Son

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Topic: The Preacher's Son
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: The Preacher's Son
Date Posted: March/21/2018 at 1:11pm

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:

1.          A Bible.

2.          A silver dollar.

3.          A bottle of whiskey.

4.          A Playboy magazine.


"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself. "When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.

"If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be.

"If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too.

"But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be.

"And worst of all, if he picks up the magazine, he'll be a womanizer all his life!"

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and heading for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.

"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna run for Congress."

Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES
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As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"

Posted By: rchadwic
Date Posted: March/21/2018 at 4:14pm
Thank you, De. That one ought to be engraved in granite somewhere.
With your permission, I will spread it around outside the forum,
it's THAT topical.

Thanks, and glad to see you're still spreading good cheer.

Bob Chadwick
Old Fat Deaf Palm Bay (FL) Lodge officer

Bob Chadwick
Palm Bay #397
Palm Bay, Fla

Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: March/23/2018 at 7:40am

...  ...

Thanks, that was a great one.

"He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself."

Thomasville 369

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