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I don't need no stinking glasses!!!!

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Topic: I don't need no stinking glasses!!!!
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: I don't need no stinking glasses!!!!
Date Posted: March/25/2018 at 7:21pm

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn’t do 

something useful with my time.  “Like, me sitting around the 

pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?”  I asked.  

My “doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of 

conversation.  She was “only thinking of me”, she said and 

suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and join something. 

I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a 

prank on her.  I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined 

a Parachute Club. She replied,  "Mother, are you nuts?  

You are 78 years old and now you’re going to start jumping 

out of airplanes?” I told her that I even got a Membership Card 

and e-mailed a copy to her. She immediately telephoned me 

and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?!  

This is a Membership to a

Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”  

I calmly replied, “Oh my, I think I'm in real trouble then, because 

I signed up for five jumps a week!!” The line went quiet and 

her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.  


Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes

it can be real fun. Just because you’re “Young” doesn't mean 

that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"  


Remember: Don't make old people mad.  

We don’t like being old in the first place, 

so it doesn't take much to tick us off!

Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES
PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ

As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"

Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: March/26/2018 at 7:19pm
De what happened when you came too  .... was your mother laughing?

A goof one.   hahaha

"He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself."

Thomasville 369

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