HOW DO YOU
DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(written by kids)
1. You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
she should keep the chips and dip coming. --
Alan, age 10
-No person really decides before
they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,
and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
2 . WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best
age because you know the person FOREVER by then.-- Camille, age 10
3 . HOW CAN A
STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess,
based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. --
Derrick, age 8
4 . WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN
COMMON?
Both don't want any more
kids. -- Lori, age 8
5 . WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having
fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have
something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't
she a treasure?)
- On the first date, they just tell each
other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second
date. -- Martin, age 10
6 . WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? -When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (Love
her)
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so
I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt,
age 7
-The rule goes like this: If you kiss
someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right
thing to do. - - Howard, age 8
7 . IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to
be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )
8 . HOW WOULD THE WORLD
BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a
lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1Favorite is.......
9 . HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A
MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she
looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 9
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