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Male Cycle finally explained.....

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Topic: Male Cycle finally explained.....
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: Male Cycle finally explained.....
Date Posted: April/14/2018 at 9:31am

(1)  When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

(2) When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

(3) In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

(4) When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was  boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

(5)  When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.

She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

(6) When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her.  She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.


I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

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Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: April/15/2018 at 2:14pm
yep ... that's the way it works!  haha

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