After a delicious dinner and a few drinks the wife leads husband into the bedroom.

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen

twenty dollars all crumpled up?"

"No" replied her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse,

slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and

pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.  He took the crumpled bill from her and

smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" 

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.  She gave him another

sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties

and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. 

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?”

"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited.

She whispered, "Go look in the garage."