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Husband asks if she was unfaithful

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Topic: Husband asks if she was unfaithful
Posted By: Sec'yBob
Subject: Husband asks if she was unfaithful
Date Posted: May/09/2018 at 9:24am
An older couple is approaching their 50th anniversary. He is curious, so he asks her. "dear", "have you ever been unfaithful to me, we have been married for 50 years, and I need to know".

She replied "well yes, three times."

Pleases tell me about them, he responds.

"well you remember when we were about to lose our house because we couldn't pay the mortgage, and the next day, the bank extended the loan?"
"Yes, my love, I can forgive you for that."

"The second time, remember when you needed the heart surgery and we didn't have the money, and then the Dr. performed it for free?" "thank you my love, for saving my life.

"When was the third?......." she replies, "remember when you ran for president of the golf club, and you needed 73 more votes!!!!

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Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: May/09/2018 at 4:40pm

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Date Posted: May/10/2018 at 12:12am

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