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Topic: Things To Ponder
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: Things To Ponder
Date Posted: February/02/2019 at 7:26pm
1.  If the No. 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still No. 2?

2.  Why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are weak?

3.  Why are you "in" a movie but "on" TV?

4.  What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

5.  Why do we drive on "parkways" and park on "driveways"?

6.  Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?


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