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Topic: Fishing for ....
Posted By: edwmax
Subject: Fishing for ....
Date Posted: June/19/2019 at 7:05pm
Yes it is stolen   ...  but anyway   ....

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”



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"He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself."





Thomasville 369



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Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: June/19/2019 at 7:07pm
Another one   ....

While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi.

“It’s taped under the modem,” 
I told him.

After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”



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"He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself."





Thomasville 369


Posted By: rchadwic
Date Posted: June/19/2019 at 9:18pm

Thanks, Max. You get the Gold Star...

Bob C



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Bob Chadwick
Palm Bay #397
Palm Bay, Fla


Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: June/19/2019 at 11:37pm
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De
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PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A.

As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: June/21/2019 at 8:11am
Another    ....


At age 70, my grandfather bought his first riding lawn mower.

“This thing is great,” he bragged to my brother. “It took me only an hour and a half to mow the lawn. It used to take your grandmother two days to do it all!”



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"He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself."





Thomasville 369


Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: June/21/2019 at 8:20am
And   ...

For her 40th birthday, my wife said, "I’d love to be ten again." So that Saturday, we had a heaping stack of chocolate-chip pancakes, her favorite childhood breakfast. Then we hit the playground and a merry-go-round. We finished the day with a banana split.

"So how did you enjoy being a kid for a day?" I asked.

"Great," she said. "But when I said I wanted to be ten again, I meant my dress size."



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"He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself."





Thomasville 369


Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: June/21/2019 at 9:31am
LOLClap

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De
Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES
PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A.

As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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