Fishing for ....
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Topic: Fishing for ....
Posted By: edwmax
Subject: Fishing for ....
Date Posted: June/19/2019 at 7:05pm
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Yes it is stolen ... but anyway .... “Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” ------------- "He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself." Thomasville 369 |
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Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: June/19/2019 at 7:07pm
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Another one .... While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. “It’s taped under the modem,” I told him. After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?” ------------- "He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself." Thomasville 369 |
Posted By: rchadwic
Date Posted: June/19/2019 at 9:18pm
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Thanks, Max. You get the Gold Star... Bob C ------------- Bob Chadwick Palm Bay #397 Palm Bay, Fla |
Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: June/19/2019 at 11:37pm
------------- De Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A. As Brother Ben F. said "In Wine there is Wisdom In Beer there is Freedom In Water there is Bacteria" < |
Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: June/21/2019 at 8:11am
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Another .... At age 70, my grandfather bought his first riding lawn mower. “This thing is great,” he bragged to my brother. “It took me only an hour and a half to mow the lawn. It used to take your grandmother two days to do it all!” ------------- "He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself." Thomasville 369 |
Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: June/21/2019 at 8:20am
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And ... For her 40th birthday, my wife said, "I’d love to be ten again." So that Saturday, we had a heaping stack of chocolate-chip pancakes, her favorite childhood breakfast. Then we hit the playground and a merry-go-round. We finished the day with a banana split. "So how did you enjoy being a kid for a day?" I asked. "Great," she said. "But when I said I wanted to be ten again, I meant my dress size." ------------- "He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself." Thomasville 369 |
Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: June/21/2019 at 9:31am
------------- De Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A. As Brother Ben F. said "In Wine there is Wisdom In Beer there is Freedom In Water there is Bacteria" < |