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Topic: 3 Nuns in a car
Posted By: Sec'yBob
Subject: 3 Nuns in a car
Date Posted: June/25/2019 at 8:34am
Three Nuns were traveling 1-20 when they were stopped by a trooper.

He approached the driver and politely asked why they were going so slow. She said, "I saw the speed limit sign that said 20, so I thought that was the minimum speed to drive the road." No Maa'm, that sign is the road marker." " You are going to need to drive at least 45 MPH, that is the minimum in this state on an interstate road. She consents.

As he is walking away, the sees two nuns in the back seat that look terrified
and he asks what is the matter. One replies " Thank God you got her straightened out, we just got off of I-135"

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Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: June/25/2019 at 9:45am
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Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: June/25/2019 at 2:56pm
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