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Topic: A little Masonic Humor
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: A little Masonic Humor
Date Posted: July/10/2019 at 12:29pm

A little Masonic humor

A man had been convicted of murder and was about to be hanged. Just before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the condemned man if he had any last words. "Yes", came the reply, "I hate Masons!"

"Why do you hate Masons?" asked the hangman.

"The man I killed was a Mason", exclaimed the murderer, "the Sheriff who hunted me down was a Mason, the Prosecutor who tried my case was a Mason, the Judge who presided at the trial was a Mason, and all the men on the jury who found me guilty and said I should be hanged were Masons!"

"Is that all?", asked the hangman.

"Yes", replied the convicted murderer.

"Then you will advance one step with your left foot."



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De
Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES
PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A.

As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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Posted By: rchadwic
Date Posted: July/10/2019 at 4:13pm
Thanks. De..... I needed that. I am going to copy it and circulate it around our Lodge;
I suspect they'll enjoy it, too.




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Bob Chadwick
Palm Bay #397
Palm Bay, Fla


Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: July/10/2019 at 8:54pm
Yeah, I got it from Washington 20.  They shared it to my facebook page.


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De
Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES
PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A.

As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: July/11/2019 at 11:41am
Thanks  ... it's an Oldie but still a Goodie  .... LOL


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"He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself."





Thomasville 369



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