A little COVID humor
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Topic: A little COVID humor
Posted By: Sec'yBob
Subject: A little COVID humor
Date Posted: May/21/2020 at 9:28am
A lady goes to Walmart for some necessary items. She is handicapped, so she has her service dog with her. She is approached by a woman, who openly looks like she has an agenda on her mind. This woman has a large cart filled to the top with toilet paper. The woman indignantly asks, Is that your dog? and the lady replies, Yes it is. So the woman asks, so what kind of service dog is it. And the lady replies, it is a BLD service dog. This woman, then leans down to let the dog lick her face and she pet's it fondly. The indignant woman then responds, so what is a BLD dog, for what purpose? You don't look handicapped! The lady looks over at the cart full of TP and says, he is a Butt Licker Dog. I have him because of all the people hoarding toilet paper. He licks me clean every morning because I can't get any paper. The cashier buckled from laughing and walked away from the register.  ------------- Raised 2001 PM Crestwood-Anchor #443 PM Meramec #313 X3 Past DDGM Dist #24 Lodge Education Officer Missouri Lodge of Research O.E.S. Chapter 129 WP X3 Legion of Honor recipient |
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Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: May/21/2020 at 12:34pm
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Tooooooooooooooo Perfect. ------------- De Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A. As Brother Ben F. said "In Wine there is Wisdom In Beer there is Freedom In Water there is Bacteria" < |
Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: May/21/2020 at 8:02pm
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hahaha thats good ------------- "He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself." Thomasville 369 |