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WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?

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Topic: WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?
Date Posted: June/22/2020 at 12:04am
Before you read this, you need to know it was sent out from our Worthy Patron.
Now you can start laughing. LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Oh and
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
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Oh...They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!!
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Hahahaha! 😄 😄 😄 😄
★¨`*•♫.•Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile. ♫ ..•* ★


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De
Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES
PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A.

As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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Posted By: log cabin Bill
Date Posted: June/22/2020 at 6:05am
And now I know!  Thanks for sharing.  Hilarious!

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Posted By: rchadwic
Date Posted: June/22/2020 at 8:19am

OK….You started it….

Here’s mine…

                A (insert ethnicity here) guy walks into Victoria’s Secret. The saleslady comes to him:

“How may I help you, sir?”

“I wanna buy a bra for my wife.”

“Size?? Whazzat?”

“We need to get a size that will fit her, it’s a number, like 34A, 36C, like that”

“I dunno.  How do I find out?”

“Well, you can ask her, or measure her”

“OK.”  He leaves, comes back later. Same saleslady:

“Hello, sir. Did you get your wife’s bra size?”

“Yup… it’s 6 7/8.”

“Good heavens. That’s not a bra size. What did you use to measure her with?”

“My hat”.

Happy Monday to all…..



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Bob Chadwick
Palm Bay #397
Palm Bay, Fla


Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: June/22/2020 at 11:50am
I know that lady. LOL


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De
Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES
PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A.

As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: June/24/2020 at 2:46am
Jerry liked to use these measurements LOL

fried eggs sunny side up
plums
oranges
grapefruit
coconuts
cantaloupe
honeydew
watermelon


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De
Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES
PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A.

As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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