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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY A LITTLE CHURCH HUMOR.

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Topic: I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY A LITTLE CHURCH HUMOR.
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY A LITTLE CHURCH HUMOR.
Date Posted: August/27/2020 at 4:24pm
Oldie but still funny.

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."
The pastor shouted out "CROSS." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."
The pastor hollered out "GRACE."
The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."
The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."
The Pastor said "SEX". The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES".

Pass this along to some other old fogey so they can smile today. (I just did).


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De
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In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: August/28/2020 at 9:03pm
Clap  ... understood.....


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Posted By: Sec'yBob
Date Posted: August/29/2020 at 8:35am
and I would have thought someone yelled pool boy

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