Resurrection
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Topic: Resurrection
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: Resurrection
Date Posted: September/25/2020 at 8:52pm
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This one comes from Tazman. A
Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon,
he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now,
asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same
time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be
very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of
the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........The pastor called
on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection
that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It
took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for
the service to continue.
   ------------- De Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A. As Brother Ben F. said "In Wine there is Wisdom In Beer there is Freedom In Water there is Bacteria" < |
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Posted By: log cabin Bill
Date Posted: September/27/2020 at 6:36am
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it just goes to show you that you can never know what the little ones will say from things that they have heard. ------------- North Hills Lodge, #716,PM Allegheny RAM,#217,PHP Allegheny Council,#38,PTIM Allegheny Commandery #35 Knight Masons,Gateway To The West Council #5 AASR,Valley of Pgh. Syria Shrine Islam Grotto |
Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: September/27/2020 at 11:59am
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See TV is educational. ------------- De Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A. As Brother Ben F. said "In Wine there is Wisdom In Beer there is Freedom In Water there is Bacteria" < |
Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: September/27/2020 at 9:23pm
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Margaritta goes well with those .... oh never mind ------------- "He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself." Thomasville 369 |
Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: September/27/2020 at 9:37pm
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------------- De Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A. As Brother Ben F. said "In Wine there is Wisdom In Beer there is Freedom In Water there is Bacteria" < |