Deserted Island
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Topic: Deserted Island
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: Deserted Island
Date Posted: October/26/2020 at 4:42pm
A man is stranded on a desert island. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?” She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good!” Then she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve had a drink of whiskey?” She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, “Wow, that’s fantastic!” Then, with a mischievous and flirty smile, she says to him, “And how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun?” The man replies, “Wow! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs in there!”
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Posted By: log cabin Bill
Date Posted: October/27/2020 at 6:21am
Hilarious and I'm not a golfer!!!!
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Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: October/30/2020 at 5:45pm
Apparently too long ....
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