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Do You Know Your Hymns

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Topic: Do You Know Your Hymns
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: Do You Know Your Hymns
Date Posted: August/20/2021 at 9:01pm
Dentists Hymn ----------------Crown Him With Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn ----------There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn ------------The Church's One Foundation
Tailor's Hymn ------------------Holy Holy Holy
Golfer's Hymn -----------------There's A Green Hill Far Away
Politician's Hymn --------------Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn -----------Open My Eyes That I Might See
IRS Agent's Hymn -------------I Surrender All
Gossip's Hymn -----------------Pass It On
Electrician's Hymn -------------Send The Light
Shopper's Hymn ---------------Sweet Bye and Bye
Realtor's Hymn -----------------I've got A Mansion, Just Over The Hilltop
Massage Therapist's Hymn ----He Touched Me

And for those who like to speed down the Highway - a few Hymns

55mph --------------------God Will Take Care Of You
75mph --------------------Nearer My God To Thee
85mph --------------------This Is Not My Home
95mph --------------------Lord I'm Coming Home
105mph -------------------Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folks.

I received this gem from Sister Carolyn


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De
Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES
PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A.

As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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Posted By: Sec'yBob
Date Posted: August/20/2021 at 10:48pm
thank you  I laughed a lot Tongue

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Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: September/08/2021 at 11:55am
Missed one ....
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The Undertaker's song:   Take Me Home


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"He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself."





Thomasville 369


Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: September/11/2021 at 12:07pm
I like that one.

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De
Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES
PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ
Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A.

As Brother Ben F. said
"In Wine there is Wisdom
In Beer there is Freedom
In Water there is Bacteria"
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