Do You Know Your Hymns
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Topic: Do You Know Your Hymns
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: Do You Know Your Hymns
Date Posted: August/20/2021 at 9:01pm
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Dentists Hymn ----------------Crown Him With Many Crowns Weatherman's Hymn ----------There Shall Be Showers of Blessings Contractor's Hymn ------------The Church's One Foundation Tailor's Hymn ------------------Holy Holy Holy Golfer's Hymn -----------------There's A Green Hill Far Away Politician's Hymn --------------Standing on the Promises Optometrist's Hymn -----------Open My Eyes That I Might See IRS Agent's Hymn -------------I Surrender All Gossip's Hymn -----------------Pass It On Electrician's Hymn -------------Send The Light Shopper's Hymn ---------------Sweet Bye and Bye Realtor's Hymn -----------------I've got A Mansion, Just Over The Hilltop Massage Therapist's Hymn ----He Touched Me And for those who like to speed down the Highway - a few Hymns 55mph --------------------God Will Take Care Of You 75mph --------------------Nearer My God To Thee 85mph --------------------This Is Not My Home 95mph --------------------Lord I'm Coming Home 105mph -------------------Precious Memories Give me a sense of humor Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folks. I received this gem from Sister Carolyn
------------- De Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A. As Brother Ben F. said "In Wine there is Wisdom In Beer there is Freedom In Water there is Bacteria" < |
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Posted By: Sec'yBob
Date Posted: August/20/2021 at 10:48pm
thank you I laughed a lot  ------------- Raised 2001 PM Crestwood-Anchor #443 PM Meramec #313 X3 Past DDGM Dist #24 Lodge Education Officer Missouri Lodge of Research O.E.S. Chapter 129 WP X3 Legion of Honor recipient |
Posted By: edwmax
Date Posted: September/08/2021 at 11:55am
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Missed one .... .... The Undertaker's song: Take Me Home
------------- "He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself." Thomasville 369 |
Posted By: De Darrah
Date Posted: September/11/2021 at 12:07pm
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I like that one. ------------- De Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A. As Brother Ben F. said "In Wine there is Wisdom In Beer there is Freedom In Water there is Bacteria" < |