World's funniest joke |
Post Reply |
Author | |
windrider
Quarryman Joined: May/02/2011 Location: NChelmsford, MA Status: Offline Points: 363 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Posted: October/27/2015 at 1:53pm |
I was listening to NPR the other day when they said researchers had found the world's funniest joke. Here it is:
Two hunters are in the woods when one collapses and lay motionless on the ground. In a panic, his companion takes out his cell phone and dials 911. 911: "What is your emergency?" Hunter: "My friend just fell down! I think he's dead! I don't know what to do!" 911: "Ok, calm down. First let's make sure he's dead." Hunter: silence... footsteps... the sound of a gun shot.... "OK, now what?"
|
|
Master, Webmaster, Lodge Ambassador
Ancient York Lodge AF&AM Lowell, MA God never sends us anything we can't handle. Sometimes I wish He didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa |
|
Post Reply | |
Tweet
|
Forum Jump | Forum Permissions You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot create polls in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum |