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Dustoff-00
Quarryman Joined: November/17/2015 Location: Huntsville, AL Status: Offline Points: 38 |
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Posted: November/29/2015 at 11:18am |
"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"... |
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De Darrah
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Oh yea your back
Lest you've forgotten Dumb we are born, stupid must be learned! The ONLY dumb blondes I have ever met are Bleached blondes. Your resident Blonde Lady. Edited by De Darrah - November/29/2015 at 4:05pm |
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edwmax
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.... hehe ...
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"He who would assume to govern others must first learn to govern himself."
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Dustoff-00
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Haha, Yes De, I'm back. Just stirring the pot a little... And trying to wake some of the others. p.s. looking for a good bald joke cuz I know there are more of those types out there.
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