Vet school
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Topic: Vet school
Posted By: De Darrah
Subject: Vet school
Date Posted: May/25/2015 at 10:50am
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First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid." ------------- De Past Matron New Hope Ch. #117 OES PWHP Palm Shrine No.32 now Alchor #27 WSOJ Y.B.Y.S.A.I.A. As Brother Ben F. said "In Wine there is Wisdom In Beer there is Freedom In Water there is Bacteria" < |
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Posted By: rchadwic
Date Posted: May/25/2015 at 11:17am
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That one was on the third tablet that Moses retreived from the Burning Bush. However, it's still funny. And good to see you again, De. Bob C ------------- Bob Chadwick Palm Bay #397 Palm Bay, Fla |
Posted By: boyert1969
Date Posted: September/30/2015 at 5:00pm
That was great!  ------------- May the Great Spirit grant me the strength to fight my greatest enemy....myself! |
Posted By: Warrior1256
Date Posted: October/01/2015 at 10:58am
 Lol!!!
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Posted By: goomba
Date Posted: October/04/2015 at 1:06pm
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Just read this to my wife (who is a vet) and she laughed and said it was gross.
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